Jake Wise

@GroovyCarrot

Cloud platform engineer

UK
groovycarrot.co.uk
Joined January 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    The Vidsy team have finished migrating the entire stack (~55 services) to , after being on Cloud for nearly 3 years! 🐳 We've seen our EC2 bill reduce by ~60% and have been able to replace ~20 services with AWS products.

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    May 3

    Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.

    We want to hear about your work related fuck-ups. Reply, quote tweet, do your worst.
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    Jan 30

    You can see these new laser-drawn pictures with the naked eye. No headgear required.

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    Jan 28

    Being invited to someone’s house (this Very British Problem could end here, to be honest) and then being informed, on arrival, “Sorry, we all have terrible colds”. Great, thanks!

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    Jan 25

    I learned today that 1. Plymouth—the software for showing graphical loading animations while a Linux system boots—has its own custom scripting language, and 2. that scripting language has some ideas that are… uh, well…

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    Jan 21

    How I do open source

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    Jan 17

    Phrases that mean nothing will happen: Leave it with me I’ll have a word I’ll see what I can find Consider it done I’ll make some calls I’ll think about it Certainly a possibility Let’s come back to that Good idea Maybe It’s on my list Might see you down there I’ll look into it

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    Jan 17
    Replying to

    Worst star wars character ever

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  9. 28 Dec 2017

    Erm, I think and should stick to directing, and leave the writing to John Knoll and - they know what they're doing.

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    22 Dec 2017

    Mark Hamill rips his role in "Last Jedi": "He's not my Luke Skywalker"

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    20 Nov 2017

    Ma DCI - Data, Context and Interaction for PHP

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    17 Nov 2017

    HHVM 3.23 is released! Changes to shapes, LSP support, more binary packages, and more!

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    18 Oct 2017

    how to deprecate an interface

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    6 Jun 2017

    May causing NHS staff crisis by not guaranteeing EU nationals' rights: 56% of EU doctors considering leaving

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    19 Apr 2017

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    5 Apr 2017

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  17. 9 Feb 2017

    I just spent the night upgrading 9.0.2 to 10.2, and just realised that I saved the APTicket for N56AP instead of N66AP! Maybe next time 😅.

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    11 Sep 2016

    Introducing Xen HTML, the best way to achieve unified HTML rendering. Get it here:

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  19. 20 Aug 2016

    I will look to shift my priorities to try and update . If anyone can extend days by about 24h I'd be very grateful!

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  20. 20 Aug 2016

    For those of you waiting on a iOS 9 solution, has been working on to meet your needs.

    Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over. Introducing, Xen! To access, please check here:
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