Yo when are we gonna get lady jesters in a deck of cards? I call for equality of foolery.
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I really need the cast of Derry Girls to do a season of Taskmaster. Please. #derrygirls #taskmaster
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Temu app commercial out here pretending billionaires don’t have people shopping for them. #SuperBowlLVII
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"And after three days, eleven votes, and no gains, I couldn't help but wonder... is it me?"
#Speakerofthehousevote
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I wanna go to the Poconos
With my Pocohoes
And be Pocofoes
With the Pocobros.
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Charlie saying he’s going to go into the family business in The Santa Clause is the most low key threat ever.
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Radiators in NYC once October hits regardless of whether it’s 45° or 70°.
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When the Broadway community currently has more drama than Hollywood.
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This is why we can’t have nice things. People are the worst.
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Normalize talking about your bodacious shits like the Charmin bear family.
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Do you think Younger and GoT feel better knowing Killing Eve has surpassed them with the worst series finale in TV?
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This is what the internet is for.
The real end of the story: Jimmy gets out for good behavior. Knowing how lucky he is, this is the only safe way he can pull a con nowadays.
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Cobra Kai was made for the people who grew up with the original Power Rangers.
When your apartment is below a drummer and above young loud humans and in the front of the building on a busy street across from a school on the way to two hospitals and the self tape says to ‘please film in a quiet place’
#actorslife
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Thank you It only took a viral video from our flight spreading across multiple news outlets, a heated call to your hotline, the whispers of possible litigation and my friend writing to the director of customer service but we got a refund.
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WOOOOOOW So a 3.5 hour flight that ended up being 8 hrs with the door to door traveling being 12+ hours and you won’t even give me a refund. GIVE ME A REFUND.
The passengers of flight on 1852 on Thursday night have opinions.
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Some of you have never had to watch a student dance piece set to Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek” and it shows.
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This is the answer.
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I’m watching the #WestSideStory remake again and this opinion still stands. It would’ve been the best cameo. I will die on this hill.
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WHO IS GLAD HAND IN THE NEW WEST SIDE STORY MOVIE ITS NOT LISTED ON IMDB AND HONESTLY IF ITS NOT TONY SHALHOUB I RIOT.
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Did it hurt?
When you started watching a new show that’s been out for a while so you couldn’t look up a single thing about it for fear of spoilers?
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What’s the biggest cinematic missed opportunity and why is it not casting Olivia Coleman in the Harry Potter universe.
Other than my marriage, my biggest commitment is that I still Marie Kondo the shit out of my clothes.
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Sometimes I have a hard time reconciling that Monica’s delusional rich boyfriend in Friends jump started the biggest movie franchise in history, redefined the Star Wars universe and created the best modern Christmas movie to date.
I’m never going to check into The Plaza and have Tim Curry be my concierge and this is the disappointing life I lead.
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Ghost of Xmas Past: there was of course another Christmas Eve with this young woman, some years later.
Scrooge: oh please. Don’t show me that one.
Ghost of Xmas Past: [takes him to that exact moment]
Scrooge: LoL. Wtf.
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The most upsetting thing about the pilot is pretending Smiths Bar is even remotely near Columbia.
#AndJustLikeThat
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