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Grizzly Goldman
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Atlanta, GABorn 1992Joined August 2013
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SHADOW AND BONE season 2 decided to ambitiously take on TWO full novels in addition to finding a way to once again insert the Crows into the main plot... to mixed results
Darkling shippers are still wrong, though
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“Shut up Alyssa you was a c-section baby you wasn’t even born.”
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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?
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Girl on set yesterday was wearing a hat that just said “POLICE” and then she chewed me out over nothing and yet I didn’t say anything that could get me fired, be proud
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Bears are perfect and I’m legitimately honored to be named after one of the world’s most perfect creatures
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When a shot gets called out for inconsistent background there’s a PA somewhere muttering this to themselves
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Every visual effects shot in this sequence was done by Flat Earth Productions with supervision by Kevin Kutchaver and Kevin O’Neill and compositing by some young punk who had way too many shots on his plate and not enough time and hey I did the best I could OKAY?!!? twitter.com/FilmMomatic/st…
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It’s a pretty universal PA joke to say at a lockup you’re just filmin a mayonnaise commercial so ppl go away, to the point that if you say that half the time ppl will be like “oh come on, tell us what it REALLY is” so I would tell everyone we’re filming Citizen Kane 2 on that set
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I just saw Pete Davidson Jon Hamm and Brie Larson in a commercial for mayonnaise and now I am sprinting to the grocery store to buy all the Hellman’s they have. No time to start the car I had to go on foot. God I hope they’re not out when I get there
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This was the day lizzie died but out of context you could still infer that I didn’t mean drag queens because they very specifically gas up everyone around them into knowing their self worth as royalty
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I don’t have an issue with queens I have an issue with their belief that I’m not also one? It’s both or neither bro but you aint better than me
This is my time to shine
My mom called them “girl jeans” to make fun of my guy friends so this is fantastic
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i'll never get over how skinny jeans have become so normalized, they're now worn by conservatives lamenting the decline of traditional masculinity.
you don't even have to go as far back as the early 2000s to see how this used to be taboo for men
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Me in a genuinely shocking number of Marvel VFX shots
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Day 98:
A day actor tested positive for covid.
We can't lose a day.
We've used every actor in Iceland with a passable American accent.
And so, the prop master got the part.
He killed it.
Memes followed promptly:
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Every single tweet about how tom cruise is good is from a scient*logist and if you prove me wrong with one that isnt then that’s even sadder and lamer and now you’re lame too
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Those rides at disney with the screens instead of animatronics aesthetic
This episode has my favorite quote.
Jack Donaghy: You know, some people might find your attitude offensive.
Liz Lemon: What are they going to do about it, write a meandering play about how amazing the Irish are at not overcoming adversity?
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reached the 30 rock episode where liz lemon, on st. patrick's day of all days, reveals herself to be an ulster loyalist
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Oh I’ve never gotten to use this annoying format lemme give it a whirl
AITA STORIES AREN’T REAL
AITA STORIES AREN’T REAL
AITA STORIES AREN’T REAL
It’s creative writing *from the pov of someone who is an asshole without realizing* countering with earnest morals is easy and silly
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Aww before the florida project the magic castle inn was just a place where the highschoolers would get illegal tattoos, gotta miss kissimmee
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Oh geez guys oh no surprise surprise billionaire doesnt see others as real ppl no wayyyyy
Me to anyone I’ve met all year
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also guys I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND IM VERY IN LOVE goodbye
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The way the worst nerds feel about neil degrasse tyson is the way I feel about this and I mean it with the same level of terminal earnestness
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He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
He knows this because your pattern-of-life can be inferred by looking at records of your phone's basic internet activity—called "metadata." This is the core of modern mass surveillance.
He should be in jail.
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Slowly tucking my Mr. Salvo’s Articulation 5 Club medal back into my shirt
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“former gifted kid” shit is the funniest thing in the world because imagine if 30 year olds were basing their entire sense of self on any other metric arbitrarily assigned to them when they were 10. fifth grade attendance awardee burnout. “former monkey bars champion” in the bio
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Words, genres, colors and places are all perfectly great things to become obsessed with but just real quick wanna add that human strangers should not be on this list
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something a mentor of mine once told me that i will pass along: a great way to stay curious/stretch yourself into something new is to pick a new-to-you obsession every season -- can be a word, a genre, an actor, a color, a place -- and curate your own little festival around it
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I don’t have an issue with queens I have an issue with their belief that I’m not also one? It’s both or neither bro but you aint better than me
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Oh no guys I was drinking last night when I wrote this and I was just kidding around but I woke up sober and realized I mean it
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Every one of these is valid and also I personally individually hate every single slimy fuck who responded. Fuck all of each and every one of you. Except jk I love my job. -ad dept reading this after a 17hr and my feet hurt and im tired and fuck all of you forever twitter.com/johnaugust/sta…
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Every one of these is valid and also I personally individually hate every single slimy fuck who responded. Fuck all of each and every one of you. Except jk I love my job. -ad dept reading this after a 17hr and my feet hurt and im tired and fuck all of you forever
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What’s your pettiest movie gripe?
Mine is when I can see contact lenses in period movies.
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Can’t wait to see what new exciting ways Scientology finds to ruin The Handmaid’s Tale this year <3
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Watchin Beast and it’s tryina have a real anti-poacher message but that’s pretty bold for a movie about a giant killer lion staking a family. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to want to happen.
You know what feels even more powerful than having tons of secret info? Refusing to get that secret info. I’m on a short list of set crew who gets watermarked scripts and I don’t even READ THEM. Take that, nerds. I don’t even open em.
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i feel like you can say creep is an overplayed song (if you're a demon), but what other song so elegantly is about "just being a weird guy" and "i don't feel super good right now"
no recommendations please. music lovers do not interact this is none of your concern
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This is 100% gonna be a banger
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When you pour your heart into a new video and can't get through the recording without crying and then accidentally put the word "Shat" in the title instead of "What"
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Of all the tweets on all of twitter this one somehow has the most dumpster fire comments section full of the most dead-inside ppl
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Nothing, in the English language, starts with N and ends in G.
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Yeahhh bitchessss catch my name on S and A picks 🤘 Unfortunately it’s my girl legal name which blows cause my dumbass didn’t specify to credit it to Grizzly but that’s ok check out motherfuckin Alyssa Goldman in tiny text on yall’s screens
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Supreme Court Justice out here acting like he never read the fucking Declaration of Independence? Buddy it says we’re SUPPOSED to bully government institutions when they start delivering the outcomes they want regardless of us. We don’t bully these lil bitches nearly enough
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NEW: Amid outcry following the Roe decision, Clarence Thomas condemns those who seek to “bully” government institutions into delivering the outcome that they want. As a reminder, his wife was in DC on January 6 seeking to bully Congress into delivering the outcome she wanted.
A good way to understand #setlife is that I just finished what I consider to be a very solid job even tho one of my toenails is falling off because of it. Just the whole nail. Comparitively tho still a great time.
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Man how tf could twitter change overnight? Did something big happen with the platform? Unrelated hypothetical, yall ever wonder if an unrestrained capitalist bought twitter if they’d immediately double down on gettin that bot money? Boy that’d be lame
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Why the fuck is twitter now unusable overnight with these fake viral tweets
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Still havent gotten an answer back from Catfish the Tv Show about why they do a lil end credit screen in the middle of every episode
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Me out here doing the lord’s work
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YouTubers make much more money from you if you're a YouTube Premium subscriber than if you watch ads!
The only good reason not to be a Premium subscriber is because it doesn't fit in your budget.
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Fun lil reminder that us ppl in charge of escorting sociopathic multimillionaire actors to the bathroom get paid roughly $12 an hour to be screamed at over walkie when those adults take too long on the potty
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Jared Leto was so committed to playing Morbius that he would use crutches and slowly limp to the bathroom.
However the pee breaks began taking so long that it was slowing down filming so a compromise was made for him to use a wheelchair.
(Source: bit.ly/3j47tNq)
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Hell yes alright gays this Jerrod Carmichael news is great we’re gonna accuse hulu of homophobia if they dont put Lucas Bros Movin Co back up, get to work yall i need this
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Every day you should talk to at least one person about how we need more ✨trains✨ I swear it’ll only alienate friends you don’t need twitter.com/banished_duck/
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