Grip Wrench

Happy New Year little people, this year will be nonstop meathorn.

Crossbow oiled and ready for the annual turkey hunt with my old buddies Chisel Wildly, Tar McCaddam & Dr Joyce Peterson

Gargling with panda tears

Chopper catalogue browse. So many nice death machines *sigh*

Kiddie knife show not a success.

Visiting junior school to tell little children about danger of knives. Spent all night sharpening them to put on good show for the kiddies!

@dannythe405 If anyone unfollows me I follow them into the grave. An exploding grave.

Undressing an AK-47 with my eyes.

Unt yar! Securing funding for my new business adventure. Selling mine Hummer but it will be worth it.

Sitting in my trailer watching old episodes of "Glorious Explosion Squad"

Getting my arm sewn back on after punching it off while swatting away a humingbird.

No updaten for while. Got my iPhone jammed in an co-actors eye socket

No tweeting lately. Pushed fingers through keyboard (and desk) while typing.

Kicked my therapists head out of a window.

Eating a piggy for lunch. His face is crunchy! Ha! Ha!

Watching old home movie of Mutti putting me in my meat pyjammas and chasing me with hounds. Funny Mutti! I miss her.

Script meeting with Chisel Rigid Jnr, creator of "Space Panther" and "Operation Exploderation"

Punching a unicorn in the eye. Stupid unicorn.

And another for penile disfunction cream "Cock Jockey"

Endorsing new products to pay for new speed boat. Filming commercial for Americas No1 hair restoration product M.A.N.E.