El_Merv

@GriffinClubMerv

Strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre...

Funkport, Maine
Joined August 2008

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  1. 33 minutes ago
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  2. Jan 3

    I would be the first person to be featured on one those home-buying reality shows who doesn't "do a lot of entertaining".

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  3. Jan 3

    Portland names woman actually named Dory to serve on Waterfront Working Group.

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  4. Jan 2

    I don't eat eggs and I certainly don't appreciate the surprise fried eggs that keep showing up on everything from salads and pasta to burgers and grits-based dishes. If its not disclosed on the menu, please don't add a fried egg to my meal.

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  5. Jan 2

    Should divorced parents be compelled to pay half the cost of homeopathic and/or naturopathic treatment for their non-custodial children?

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  6. Jan 2

    The ideology and methods of naturopathy are based on vitalism and folk medicine, rather than evidence-based medicine. On Gilligan's Island these people were known as "Witch Doctors".

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  7. Jan 2

    Everyone is heading back to work. Nobody has any bloody idea what day of the week it is...

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  8. Jan 1

    Face it - New Years Eve used to be a much bigger event.

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  9. Dec 31

    I talked to this guy for 10 minutes before realizing that it wasn’t ... – At Victoria Mansion

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  10. 31 Dec 2018

    Elizabeth Warren to Bernie Sanders...

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  11. 31 Dec 2018

    Don’t get me wrong, December hasn’t been a bad month. But I swear it’s been six to eight weeks long.

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  12. 30 Dec 2018

    I would launch a food truck called “Ya, mon Ramen” a reggae, jerk chicken, ramen inspired hybrid cart.

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  13. 28 Dec 2018

    I don’t understand what people are doing with all the super-expensive coolers. One of these Yeti, or similar premium coolers, costs more than all the coolers I have ever purchased in my life, combined.

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  14. 28 Dec 2018

    I wonder what the highest altitude home is in Maine...

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  15. 28 Dec 2018

    I would go on SharkTank with a spay-on wax treatment applied at automated car washes that (allegedly) reduces snow and ice adhesion to the surfaces of your car.

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  16. 28 Dec 2018

    Here's hoping the two can single-sort out their differences!

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  17. 28 Dec 2018

    I was out there stomping around like Sir Edmund Hillary in my new StabilIcers this morning. – At Old Fort Western

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  18. 26 Dec 2018

    Yes, the sailors say Brandi is a fine girl. But sailors say a lot of things. And what if Brandi wasn’t even a girl?

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  19. 25 Dec 2018

    Carol of the Bells is the only carol that you can crank up to 11.

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  20. 24 Dec 2018

    Putting the cold into cold water surfing...

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