I don’t mean to add to your said punishment, Governor, but you’re always welcomed @ my home when said diet is over!!


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I don’t mean to add to your said punishment, Governor, but you’re always welcomed @ my home when said diet is over!!


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Yumm!! Your sharing? What’s for dessert? 

O M G!!!!!! Share share share

*reserves seat @ table for Ammie*. Will you be needing a plus 1? 
Well a plus 3. My kiddos. Don’t worry I won’t let them touch that cake. That’s mine. If I’m nice I’ll share a piece with you 



I think we can make that happen 


Freaking sweet. Be there in 5 mins. Well 10 gotta get dressed.
Unless your going on a vegan diet Governor, you can still have some brisket. After all isn’t it against the law here in Texas to not eat it?


Who’s cares ? Nobody likes you anyway
Ya know, Mr. Greg, on the keto diet you can have as much bbq as you want and boost your health. I’m jussayin. Google it.
Good plan
That should always be on the diet Governor!!! God bless and happy New Years!!!
Then maybe you are on the wrong diet, Governor! BBQ is just fine on a LCHF and/or Ketogenic Diet.... just stay away from the BBQ sauce (it’s almost always made with sugar).http://dietdoctor.com
Like the sense of humor!
If you just eat the brisket and not the sides you’ll stay on track.
Happy New Year Govenor Abbott and to Your Family!! 

Ever hear of ketogenic? You can eat this. Lots.
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