@GregAbbott_TX When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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@GregAbbott_TX my favorite#chucknorrisfacts? "Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, YOU picked up the wrong phone!"#phonebankingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra. After 12 hours of excruciating pain, the Cobra died.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX@CNorrisLegend has already been to Mars that's why there's no signs of life !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX: Chuck Norris is campaigning with me tomorrow. What's your favorite Chuck Norris Fact? http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Chuck-Norris-due-in-S-A-to-endorse-Abbott-5837787.php …”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX@PattyDs50 Chuck Norris total#badass lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX fun fact: Chuck Norris has political dementia!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX Chuck Norris made a turnip bleed to deathThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his den, it's not dead, it's just afraid to move.#chucknorrisfactsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX The fact that Chuck Norris is campaigning w/u 2morrow!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregAbbott_TX The fact that he's a devout Christian. Also, that he was once stationed @ March Air Base, close to my hometown. - 1 more reply
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@GregAbbott_TX How pathetically embarrassing can you stoop? Risible. -
@AnnBedge Chuck Norris' daughter Dina, born in 1964, was the result of an extramarital affair. He did not meet her until she was 26. a -
@AnnBedge Apparently no one vetted Norris-something that should always be done when pols pander.
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