Can't you just start whacking people in the Oval Office with the Chairleg of Truth? Please?
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And that’s not even the weirdest thing about today.
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How do you get ahead of this present?
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WHAT ARE YOU WRITING??? Yay!!!
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Reality has jumped the shark
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Don't read the NYT opinion page...
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Truth is still stranger than fiction, isn’t it?
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Everyone can have a surreal life if they work at it.
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