Despite my, um, colorful drinking history, only one bar has ever 86'd me. #WPBTpic.twitter.com/PgCy2j8IL7
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Despite my, um, colorful drinking history, only one bar has ever 86'd me. #WPBTpic.twitter.com/PgCy2j8IL7
My shame is that the only casino that has asked me to leave is the dive that is Casino Royale
I had been rolling dice for 30 minutes when some fucktard walked up to the table had 5 ones in his hand to bet the field and caught the dice I had thrown and dropped them on table as a 7.
That he did get punched a few times by the angry mob that I incited may have been a factor
"Yer honor, he needed killin'."
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