@realdawnsummers Can you answer this question?https://twitter.com/finduspancake/status/977316200618143744 …
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Replying to @Grange95 @realdawnsummers
I had a long reply to this, but the only important part was the punchline. Jesus jerky.
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I estimate Jesus was 210lbs with 1% body fat. Totally ripped from Crossfit. Eucharist wafers have a mass of .2256 grams (about 1000 per half pound). Eat 420,000 to get the whole body. Also, if properly prepared by the clergy, they are carb free.
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The skeleton is ~15% of body mass. Surely you aren't suggesting Jesus's bones wind up in the Eucharist.
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You should be so lucky to get bone marrow Eucharist, but those wafers are usually reserved for Michelin Star parishes.
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If one orders the full degustation communion, you get some very special foie gras. I recommend the upgraded wine pairing.
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