ps. Kale is gross unless it’s cooked
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I don't mind kale. By which I mean it ranks just above pineapple pizza, somewhere in the "better than starvation" range.
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I really wish you had tweeted this advice ten god damned years ago when we joined twitter, man.
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Sorry, been busy trying to monetize it. Introducing my latest startup: Blockchain Kale!
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I just (re)started a weight loss journey that I successfully undertook in my 20s. I lost 80 lbs in a year (then). I’m worried now that might not be possible, but I’m surely gonna try!
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See your previous tweet about signs of impending heart trouble young man.
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Yeah that's a borderline brag post tbh
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Me @ 23: If I bet this $100 on blackjack I might not be able to pay my cell phone bill. Scary. Me @ 37: If I bet this $5,000 on blackjack I might not to able to make my mortgage payment. Hit me!
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Or don't eat crap when you're young. The effects take a while to mess you up.
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