I’m just going to throw this out there in case I’m somehow controlling the simulation we’re in: Tom Hanks for president.
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Replying to @shanenickerson
If you were controlling the situation we’re in, onions wouldn’t exist. You’re asking me to give up a lot, here.
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Replying to @absinthetics
My simulation isn’t a place where everything is perfect. Onions exist to create a yang to the yin of all delicious foods; a hellcrunch of darkness, to be countered by the relief of non-oniony light; the death that illuminates the savory life of literally every other taste.
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Replying to @shanenickerson @absinthetics
Onions are perfectly fine as long as they're cooked in some way. Raw onions are not fit for consumption.
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Replying to @Grange95 @realdawnsummers and
The things you people do to my screen.pic.twitter.com/CGrVB1zcA1
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