What's the best and worst first date you've ever had?
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Replying to @NoLogsNoCrime
Worst: Boss's wife (we're all good friends now) sets me up with gal from her office. Total blind date. "But don't worry, she's awesome!"
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Replying to @Grange95
We are to meet at a diner. She shows up 30 minutes late. "Sorry, one of my cats had his tail catch on fire."

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Replying to @Grange95
After dinner, she invites me to have a drink at her apartment. Turns out she has a dozen cats and hundreds of candles.
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Replying to @Grange95
She lights a couple dozen candles. At this point, she's either a crazy cat lady or a witch. Then she pulls out some Boone's Farm and ...
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Replying to @Grange95
Her high school yearbooks. Anyway, when I didn't go out on a second date with her, my boss's wife got all annoyed.
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Replying to @Grange95
"It's because she's a little heavy, isn't it. Gawd you men are so shallow." "No, she's weird. And I'm gay." (Bonus fave coming out story.)
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