I’m just here to admit I cut my ankle on an open dishwasher while dancing backward through the kitchen to impress my 8-year-old at 6:45am.
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Right after I wiped up the blood and stopped crying.
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did your kid sarcastically imitate your reaction to the pain?pic.twitter.com/8eSanXXhZV
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