Husband is on the phone w/furniture store telling them our coffee table looks like a coffin
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The woman was v pleased. She said she'd never heard that reason for a return before!
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If Dracula wants to stay the night, we are all setpic.twitter.com/atVA5juBnM
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We replaced the coffin table with these stonespic.twitter.com/hWL6E6Q3AL
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When you need to hide a body, you're gonna wish you'd kept the coffin table.
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That's a serious design flaw for a coffin table.
3:09 PM - 14 Jul 2017
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