"Arla. Live life unprocessed." Um, it's cream cheese. It is, by definition, processed.
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Replying to @TimJohnsonMN
Hey now. It's organic, free-range, gluten free, non-GMO, non-dairy, vegan cream cheese.
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Replying to @Grange95
But is it cage-free, conflict-free, handmade, artisanal locally-sourced cream cheese?
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Replying to @TimJohnsonMN
Yes, and it's soy-free, but processed in a facility that also handles tree nuts.
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Replying to @Grange95
Sorry. I only eat natural cream cheese. Say, can you tell me where I might find cream cheese in nature without human intervention?
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Replying to @TimJohnsonMN
How do you feel about sucking an unpasteurized cow teat?
8:21 PM - 7 Jun 2017
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