you learn a lot about yourself when you read about bumbling murderers being arrested and think "i wouldn't make those mistakes"
"Why do none of these guys think to throw the bloody knife in a remote swamp?", he pondered philosophically.
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"an ad for a roommate before filing a missing persons report? come on.," he tut-tutted, grotesquely
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