Calling me a left winger because I disagree with Trump is like assuming I want my food burnt because I know the hazard of undercooked meat.
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Replying to @TimJohnsonMN
Trichinosis as political metaphor?pic.twitter.com/Doovf5zJf9
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Replying to @Grange95
I've actually figured out what meat each 2016 candidate was. Go ahead, try me.
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Replying to @TimJohnsonMN
Jeb! = Bacon wrapped filet mignon, but well done.
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Replying to @Grange95
The more I think about it, you're right on Jeb! Should be good despite being fairly common and spent too much time in the fire
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Replying to @TimJohnsonMN @Grange95
Crap! We forgot Rubio. Honestly, I don't know what Rubio is. Probably something extruded and dehydrated.
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Replying to @TimJohnsonMN @Grange95
Rubio = Microwave Burrito. Not what you really want, but it’ll do if you are drunk enough.
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I was thinking overcooked salmon on rice. You can choke it down & smile at a biz dinner, but will likely barf later.
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