Calling me a left winger because I disagree with Trump is like assuming I want my food burnt because I know the hazard of undercooked meat.
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Christie is a meatloaf. But then, we already knew that.
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that leaves me with Clinton and Trump. Clinton is a woefully overcooked top round. Not an ideal cut of meat and way overdone.
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Gary Johnson is one ounce of grass-fed Angus. Kinda appealing till you realize he's a self-defeating contradiction.
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Also, he's encrusted with Fruit Loops and dill
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Carson is that can of spam you give as a white elephant gift at Christmas.
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Santorum is imitation crab. No one is buying it, it's virtually tasteless, but it's cute it tries.
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Jill Stein is a piece of deli meat that's been sitting outside at a picnic. Not substantial, highly processed, potentially unsafe
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