Sig other: I'm the mature one in this house. Me: You took socks off the party host & passed out in our garage. SO: That was MONTHS ago!
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Replying to @JuliusGoat
He was entirely functional! Just ask him! Other than the sleeping in the garage! Which was by choice, man!
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Replying to @Grange95
A garage can be very pleasant, if you have lawn furniture, or you're suicidal.
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Replying to @JuliusGoat
"I was overserved." Again.pic.twitter.com/QHbyV3hQEZ
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Replying to @Grange95 @JuliusGoat
That is the 3rd weirdest Pier 1 ad ever.
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Replying to @TimJohnsonMN @JuliusGoat
There was dancing immediately after. Vases may have been endangered.
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Replying to @Grange95 @TimJohnsonMN
As the son of evangelical bakers, this is what I assume a traditional gay wedding is like.
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