My iPhone has started autocompleting "my inevitable death."
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Replying to @AstinTO
I think we all know my death certificate will read “death by misadventure.”
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Replying to @BradWillis @AstinTO
Why "misadventure"? Why not "death by adventure"?
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come on, man. When are my adventures not misadventures?
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Some of them are misteradventures.
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"Death by Y chromosome"
10:15 AM - 14 Dec 2016
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