Washed my hands, dryer is broken.
Let's thumb wrestle!
Superglued my wrists, get solvent please.
Pick both your nostrils at once.
Replying to @JuliusGoat
Where's the emoji for guy who accidentally superglued his hand to his package? (ER doc friends have awesome stories.)
9:40 AM - 8 Jul 2016
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