I'm about to be cut off from the world. I get zero bars in Iowa. I'm probably the first person to travel this far. Here be dragons.
Replying to @XplodingUnicorn
Here in the Midwest, the local slang term for "dragon" is "cow".
8:07 AM - 1 Jul 2016
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