5-year-old at dinner, apropos of nothing, “You know what scares me the most? Number 1: Spiders. Number 2: Those pyramid mummies.”
@BradWillis When it comes to shrinks, spider mummies pale in comparison to the emotional distress wreaked by Mizzou football.
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@Grange95@BradWillis there's no such thing as spider mummies. gawd. spider zombies tho http://mentalfloss.com/article/51970/meet-wasp-turns-spiders-zombie-construction-workers …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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