5-year-old at dinner, apropos of nothing, “You know what scares me the most? Number 1: Spiders. Number 2: Those pyramid mummies.”
@BradWillis I feel like my religion degree has finally paid off. #SpiderMummy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_depictions_of_spiders#In_folklore_and_mythology … http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neith#Mythology …
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@Grange95 Welp, the next time you’re here, you’re handling driving him to the shrink. -
@BradWillis When it comes to shrinks, spider mummies pale in comparison to the emotional distress wreaked by Mizzou football. - 1 more reply
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