Me: "Black coffee, please." Server: "Would you like cream or sugar?" Me (in head): "OMFG! I *said* 'black'!" Me (aloud): "No, thanks."
@PokerGrump I know it's Iowa, but yesterday I attended a funeral w/ a black Catholic priest. How long 'til we can have black coffee? #races
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@Grange95 Not until you have a black Santa. -
@PokerGrump Sir, you live in the South now. Santa is white, drinks PBR, and watches NASCAR.
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@Grange95 And a black Jesus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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