I am watching a grown man in a dress play a vacuum cleaner. Your move, reality.
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@JuliusGoat Today at Chicago Art Institute saw two teen boys in hot pink wigs cross-dressing & touring French Impressionist exhibit.#volley1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@JuliusGoat I defended an insurance case arising from >1000 trees burned by guy boiling a buffalo skull in his yard.#sliceforehand1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@Grange95 My senior year in college I convinced a hall of freshmen that I was a crime boss named Low Cash.#DivingSave1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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@JuliusGoat My second year of law school I convinced @IronmenofPoker's girlfriend he slept with a professor for an A. #doublefault
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