I am watching a grown man in a dress play a vacuum cleaner. Your move, reality.
@JuliusGoat I defended an insurance case arising from >1000 trees burned by guy boiling a buffalo skull in his yard. #sliceforehand
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@Grange95 My senior year in college I convinced a hall of freshmen that I was a crime boss named Low Cash.#DivingSave -
@JuliusGoat My second year of law school I convinced@IronmenofPoker's girlfriend he slept with a professor for an A.#doublefault
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