@realdawnsummers If you don't already have "crushed by Hubble telescope" death, dismemberment & disability insurance, I'll write a policy.
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@Grange95@realdawnsummers I want "killed by stapler."1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@realdawnsummers@JuliusGoat Staplers don't kill people, degenerate gamblers with latex glove fetishes kill people. With roofing staplers.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@Grange95@realdawnsummers The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a stapler is Jon Bon Jovi. I'm assuming.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@JuliusGoat@realdawnsummers I think you meant "Jon Cougar Mellencamp!!!" He's the Chuck Norris of rock stars.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@Grange95@realdawnsummers John Cougar Mellencamp is the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a Jon Bon Jovi.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@realdawnsummers@Grange95 That is too many goddam matchbooks.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
@JuliusGoat @realdawnsummers It started as Matchbox 10, but there was a buy-one-get-one-free sale at Staples.
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