@realdawnsummers If you don't already have "crushed by Hubble telescope" death, dismemberment & disability insurance, I'll write a policy.
@realdawnsummers @JuliusGoat Staplers don't kill people, degenerate gamblers with latex glove fetishes kill people. With roofing staplers.
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@Grange95@realdawnsummers The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a stapler is Jon Bon Jovi. I'm assuming. -
@JuliusGoat@realdawnsummers I think you meant "Jon Cougar Mellencamp!!!" He's the Chuck Norris of rock stars. - 6 more replies
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