Sig other somehow ended up at a gentlemen's club last night. Nothing funnier & more annoying than a gay guy who keeps saying "I love pussy!"
@DanEngland Did you create & sing to your wife a waxed abs song while she tried to fall back asleep? If not, you get my sig other today.
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@Grange95 LOL. I did not. I guess I will take your sig other. We can run in -10 and he can act as a chew toy. He'll never bother u again. -
@DanEngland I'm sorry. You'll actually be watching home shows all morning, and listening to commentary on "our next house".
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