If all goes to plan, this time next week I will be finished w/ the #MastodonWeekend half marathon & have nothing else to do but eat & drink
@_otis_ Current odds for my status this time next Saturday: drinking #MoscowMule (-125); dead in SC marsh (-105); waiting for bail (+$120).
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@Grange95 FWIW, we have a bondsman on retainer#TrueStoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DanEngland@_otis_ If "awesome race" means "did not die", then I think the line is more like +$475.
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