@realdawnsummers Just so you're clear, if you kill yourself, you will have to become a zombie to throw staplers.
@realdawnsummers As your attorney, I advise you pay my retainer, *then* kill @Drizztdj.
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@Grange95@realdawnsummers as an accountant, I can outrun staplers. Pick a better weapon like a router. Those frighten me. -
@Drizztdj But can you dodge bullets, baby? (hint, hint:@realdawnsummers)
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