Grange Retweeted Michael | Black Lives Matter
I went on a blind date with a gal who was 30 minutes late because one of her 5 cats caught his tail on fire on one of her 100+ candles. Not saying this turned me gay, but it certainly confirmed it.https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1166812439742242816 …
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Michael | Black Lives Matter @Home_Halfway
Tell me an embarrassing date story. I'll start.
One time I was taking a date home.
I had a case of the runs and I got pulled over.
The cop asked how fast I was going. I said "70 IN A 55" before he could finish.
He began to talk again & I yelled "I HAVE TO POOP." He let me go.
6:24 PM - 28 Aug 2019
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