My fellow Americans. Today I speak to you, not as your superior, but as a regular. We must look past our differences to our similars. Solutions that help, not the bad stuff. Cupcakes. Football for all to see. Growth. Incentives. And so on. America. Put your hands on the screen.
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Americans don’t want the same old partisan fighting. Americans don’t want finger-pointing. Especially not at me.
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America is bold and free and future. I want to share my vision of a Me leading you out of an uncertain Now into a Then full of Something. “Something” what? It’s a secret. But it’s deep-fried.
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I promise every American a sharknado.
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Damn socialist! Sharknados should be earned through personal effort and rich parents, like God and Ayn Rand intended.
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