Stumbled downstairs for the breakfast buffet only to be told there is no breakfast buffet.pic.twitter.com/wtPXh5WcwK
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This meant going to the cafe where they ask hard hitting questions like: - What would you like to drink? - How do you want your eggs done? - Why are you drooling on yourself sir?
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I think the waitress is silently judging my aromatic rum and regret scent by bringing the bill at the same time as the food (which is decadent). Jokes on her, I'm paying with the quick twenty I made on the Cleopatra slot walking from the non-existent buffet.pic.twitter.com/ZPKc46Mggm
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Drunk bias confirmed. She has come over twice while still eating to check if the bill has been paid.
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I leave a 40% tip and she still counts the money in front of me. I must look like Bernie a month after his departure from life.pic.twitter.com/oSORRPLced
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