From time to time here, I like to impart uncommon wisdom from a place you may not know or have not yet fully appreciated: Suburbia. Tonight that advice is simple. If you are going to live in Suburbia... Buy a pitchfork.
I grew up on a farm. Here’s all you need to survive: Duct tape Pliers Balin’ wire WD-40 Pitchfork
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I don’t think I have to tell you, I have every one of those here. (had to replace the WD-40 this week) And a very long pole.
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When the zombie apocalypse comes, we’ll nod knowingly over our fences and settle in for the long haul*. * Long haul means until the liquor cabinet and wine cellar are empty.
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And a butter knife
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Working ahead are we? That is Year 2!
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