A new thing I am doing, apparently, is losing my pants. Years of losing my shirt hasn’t prepared me for several weeks where pants go missing. Pants I’d been wearing 30 minutes earlier. And then poof. No pants. I couldn’t be more serious.
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The meaning of pants in the UK gives this tweet a whole new level of odd
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How do you know that isn’t what I meant.
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