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I guess this is us now...
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We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing βtheβ labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.
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Biggest W in Equestrian history!
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Bye bye and good riddance! 
Equestria Daily has finally blocked him after all the complaining, rude and negative comments coming from him about G5 and all the other MLP related content. Thank you EQD you made my day.
Equestria Daily has finally blocked him after all the complaining, rude and negative comments coming from him about G5 and all the other MLP related content. Thank you EQD you made my day.2
the young alicorns πβ¨
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Also, I should note that 1 and 2 are nearly perfectly balanced, making it easy to spin around or on top of your fingers.
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2 is always my top choice
1 (or 4 as it's a newer version of 1) is a very close second
Everything else can go in the bottom drawer, never to be seen again.
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OK, you can only write with ONE type of pen for the rest of your life, which one are you picking? (ignoring the ink color)
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Management's move here - and the joyous reaction to it from Wall St - encapsulates so much about today's American economic state.
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BREAKING: Buzzfeed announces it will increase the use of ChatGPT to create content after cutting 12% of its workforce last month.
Its stock has jumped up a staggering 146%.
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The Exorcist, digital sketch
#horror #horrormovie #exorcist #TheExorcist #artistsontwitter #Procreate
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I'm not a parent. If I had a daughter though, cost be damned I'd find her a privately-run sports league to work with before I let ANY state official know a damn thing about her bodily functions.
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Despite public outcry, the Florida High School Athletics Association is standing by its decision that girls submit menstruation info to schools: including age of their first period, how many days are typically in between their periods, and the date of their most recent period.
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WAIT WUT
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Replying to @SuperPodSaga
You can beat Final Fantasy VI by dying 52 times in a row, followed by a frame-perfect button press. This caused the speedrun records to drop by over three hours when this was discovered.
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The NES game Werewolf was originally supposed to be a Wolverine game before losing the license, but many enemies are still clearly X-Men in origin including the last boss that looks just like Magneto
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In Superstar Saga you can punch Luigiβs balls for infinite money
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What is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
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Facebook isn't the government you loons. But thanks for reminding me why I stopped donating to you years ago.
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Score another point for "tactile buttons still have a place in moving vehicles"
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Panda: I dunno. This other guy looks kinda sus.
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Hello everyone!
Painting slots will finally open this weekend π
2~3 slots will be available, and I'll make nicer comm sheets and post them on January 27th.
If anyone would like to grab a slot before I make the post, shoot me a dm!
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Commission slot availability
- Line art comms are currently open for 30 USD
- Painting slots (headshot 190 USD, bust 280 USD) are closed for now but will likely open sometime in Jan or Feb. Waiting list is open!
All inquiries can be made through DM 
Thank you!
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Shout out to my phone for being smart and redirecting this right to spam
It's January 2023 go the fk away JFC.
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News media just can't help themselves.
The current trend is normal gdp growth, calm inflation, and a strong labor market but that's boring so let's continue running headlines on a non-existent recession
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Finally finished the final drawing for my #rentalclassics project! Stay tuned for a post about pre-ordering the book of the whole batch (or prints). Once I draw up a cover, so in a week or so. Thanks for following along! #uhf #weirdal #rentalclassics #drawing #doodle #procreate
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"King Sombra" - I wanted to draw this badass villain for a while now^^ Hail the king of chrystals, King Sombra!ππ
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#art #artist #ArtistOnTwitter #artwork #digitalart #fanart #drawing #kingsombra #mylittlepony #mlpfim #brony #illustrationart #Illustrator
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After *dozens upon dozens* of runs, the true endgame of #AzurLane, W13-4, has finally been conquered.
And the Essex sisters are finally all together!
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Corrin Eula sketch
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turns out that today marks 10 years of my "i don't like thing" comic. this is my Internet Legacy, which taught me to always sign my art no matter how little effort i put into it, bc u never know what's gonna go viral
anyway here's a signed version in case you need it
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Today marks the final pre-5 pm sunset until November.
Hallelujah!
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I look like a rabbit to you?
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Big shocker: landlords hire equally contemptible lawyers.
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Replying to @JStein_WaPo and @KatyODonnell_
I represent landlords. If these rules are constitutional, Iβll advise my clients to implement screening and higher deposits.
You tried an iteration of this and it resulted in a real estate crisis because homeowners couldnβt pay their mortgages.
You people need to STOP!
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TechBros continue to be the most consistently embarrassing and hilariously wasteful slice of the professional world.
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Good morning! Bad news: after receiving threats from State Bar prosecutors, it seems likely they will put me in jail for 6 months if I follow through with bringing a robot lawyer into a physical courtroom. DoNotPay is postponing our court case and sticking to consumer rights:
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You ever just see a tweet and have no prior context and do a heavy sigh and wonder why youβre still here
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Good morning! Bad news: after receiving threats from State Bar prosecutors, it seems likely they will put me in jail for 6 months if I follow through with bringing a robot lawyer into a physical courtroom. DoNotPay is postponing our court case and sticking to consumer rights:
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Note that this "overnight" option, as of a few hours ago, set a delivery window of 3-7AM.
WTF is Amazon thinking sending delivery drivers out at 3AM? They're more liable to be misID'd as neighborhood casers and have the cops called on them.
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Lloyd Morrisett, Co-Creator of βSesame Street,β Dies atΒ 93
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