Graeme Heyes    

@GraemeHeyes

Hi 👋 I'm a specialist in sustainable and circular design innovation, sustainable design sprints, and business model analysis. Born at 343ppm. Personal account

Greater Manchester, Europe.
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Joined February 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Oct 2020

    The time I did stand up comedy about my research - and it went.... well! The scariest and bestest thing I ever did. Thanks for the opportunity. I'll be back... one day!

    Graeme's greenwashing gags giving us the giggles
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  2. 2 minutes ago

    I'd class this series of articles written by leaders involved in digital transformation across the world as an essential resource for anyone interested in Sustainability and digital. Great Work!

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  3. 10 minutes ago

    Absolutely delighted!!! If you live in Manchester and are looking for an inclusive, fun, fanatical and all-round amazing football club to follow, then West is it.

    🏆 The title-winning moment! 🏆 📸
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    Mar 22

    "Sustainability Issues in Aviation" welcomes submission by Prof. Paul Hooper, Dr. Fiona Raje and Dr. Graeme Heyes More at

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    23 hours ago

    The world pre Brexit and pre Johnson and pre Trump seems like a mythical Utopia compared to where we are now. Is it just bad luck these incompetents were in power when all of these catastrophes occurred?

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    Heartbreak as Afghan girls ordered home just hours after schools reopen. Crestfallen students, back at school for the first time since the Taliban seized power in August last year, tearfully packed up their belongings and filed out
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    Mar 23

    The cost of living is such a depressing phrase

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  7. Mar 22

    Always difficult to get through to the doctors in the morning. Usually a queue of 5/8 people. Just tried and the queue was 25 people. Anything to do with this perhaps...

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    3 Oct 2020

    Best reply to a football tweet today...

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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 20

    30°C above normal in the Arctic today. 40°C above normal in the Antarctic today. It would be unbelievable if it were not true. And it is terrifying beyond words. The war we have waged against the natural world has, in climatic terms, just gone nuclear.

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    Mar 18

    It took history just four months.

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    Mar 18

    "What's Your Puddle of Piss?" A fly sat on a straw on a puddle of donkey piss full of pride it lifted up its head: "I am the captain of this ship master of this ocean!" — Ru...:

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  12. Mar 18

    Just discovered that the flapjack I had been saving all day to get me to quitting time is of the chocolate flavour and my Google Review of today has immediately gone from a ⭐️⭐️ to a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.

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  13. Mar 18

    Your spring is springing song of the day...

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  14. Mar 17

    Not many worst takes come to mind than this. Christ.

    I understand times are hard, but doesn't the President of the own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the Unites States.
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    Jan 14

    This website turns your abstract into something a Primary 2 kid could understand. Here's what it did with my latest paper. Try it out

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  16. Mar 16

    "This week, I have mostly been listening to..."

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    Mar 15

    We are all just horny bags of electric meat. How did we fuck up being horny electric meat so badly that we have to know what dialectical materialism is

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    Mar 15

    “The British people are behind you” just sounds like a threat honestly

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    Mar 15

    Two years on, we still await any sort of retraction from the band and its members.

    980 years to go and Busted’s prediction that ‘not much would have changed’ by the year 3000 is looking in even more serious trouble now.
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    Mar 14

    Amazing how many people correctly agree this is bad but write for the websites (and some even defend appearing on the channel) funded by the men behind it and the newspapers and magazines chugging it out

    Something is happening, we all know what it is
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  21. Mar 14

    WANTED: Evidence leading to the identification of the person who has starred Slug and Lettuce bars in my Google Maps!

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