You have to pay extra for nipples. That's how they get ya.
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I want a male version that picks up his damn socks
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Doesn't the dryer eventually eat all the socks though? Mine does.
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Not fast enough
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*cumming
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Why are they all female? Yeah, never mind, I already know.
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There are millions of male ones out there already. They just make them without the heads as demand dictates.
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He looks so lifelike.
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Did nobody see this Futurama episode on this?
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WANTED: Women beta testers. Work closely w/ male engineers to test theories before actual robots. Send resume & pic to H. Weinstein Labs.
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Still prefer butter to margarine.
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older than you, my young friend. i don't have 50 years left, that's for sure...
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Lots of medical breakthroughs on the horizon from the singularity if you can make it 25-30 years.
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Hey, a guy’s gotta have a goal, right? I should just about be able to make it....
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