All I need in this world is a back rub and and a bad bitch to comb my beard
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I would have preferred their century-old "dollar on the end of a fishing line" operation.
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As I said yesterday when you posted this "story" I was raised not to take things that don't belong to me
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I thought this was considered entrapment?
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