@Gothamist Making sweet love to a block of beautiful cheese is not the same thing as masturbating.
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@Gothamist purely for the quality headline// Alleged Philly Swiss Cheese Masturbator Has Been Arrested: http://gothamist.com/2014/01/16/alleged_philly_swiss_cheese_masturb.php …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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A nation can finally relax :) RT
@Gothamist: Alleged Philly Swiss Cheese Masturbator Has Been Arrested http://gothamist.com/2014/01/16/alleged_philly_swiss_cheese_masturb.php …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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