Listen, we all make mistakes in the pursuit of bold, new flavors. I once asked for egg and cheese on a blueberry bagel. 
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yeah, you're also from the land of cream cheese in all of the sushi.
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Ey, ey... Bajale.
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No judgement- just explaining your point of view here
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"Sweet" bagels are never as sweet alone as I imagine they'll be, so this isn't terrible. But going the other direction -- e.g. everything bagel with strawberry cream cheese -- is when you should get the pitchforks & torches
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But an Everything Bagel with strawberry cream cheese is delicious.

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Yes, or a salt bagel with strawberry cream cheese. The sweet and the salty together is superb.
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Try blackberry jam on a cheeseburger.

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Gotta start spreading rumors that Cuomo eats pastrami on white bread with mayo and Kraft singles...
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Cut out the Kraft singles and that’s exactly how my brother ordered a sandwich in a Jewish deli in Atlantic City. Everyone else at the table was horrified, we thought the chef would come flying out of the kitchen demanding to know who’s neck he should strangle.
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I didn’t think this was a real thing until I saw someone order a pastrami sandwich this way once in LA.
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It was me, my mom, dad and my brother. We all ordered pastrami/rye/mustard, you know, as God intended. So when my brother ordered it the way he did, we all screamed in shock. My brother got angrier than I’ve ever seen before or since “THATS HOW I LIKE IT!!” It was a nightmare.,
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HAHAHA, I can see that! And uncomfortable silence as you ate.
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There are only 3 explanations for Cynthia Nixon's order: 1) She was born without taste buds. 2) She wanted free publicity. 3) She is a psychopath.
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False trichotomy. <scratches that off bucket list>
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I wholeheartedly disagree, but
your reply in deference to your potent use of the non-word "trichotomy" -
Appreciate your willingness to let me expand the language by one word.
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You deserve all the praise for adding "trichotomy" to the lexicon.
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This is worse than when she requested that the temp at the debate be set to 76 degrees
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Is that too high or too low? That’s where we usually keep our AC, although I’ve gone down to 74 this summer.
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Waaay too high imo
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*as a footnote I’m a Minnesotan and not a New Yorker, 65 is my preferred room temperature
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Yeah at a high pressure event with bright lights and presumably a full house, that's way too high. 68 max
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The Oxford English Dictionary, the World Health Organization, the EPA, and the National Institute of Standards & Technology all define room temperature as 20°C (= 68°F). That she *demanded* 76°F tells you just how awful she is.
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I saw the word "request" not "demand" Also, it doesn't matter In conclusion, eat shit
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Please tell me you actually write for the onion
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