“We’re gonna bring those sharks to justice. We cannot allow sharks to wantonly bite people. We’re going to put together a shark gang task force to clamp down on this issue and uhhhh, free weed for everyone, vote for me.”
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Turns out they were sharks
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Sharks live in the ocean. Investigation closed.
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I thought there were mostly bears on fire island
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"Oh, sorry, no money for MTA. Shark investigation budget this year is out of control."
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What is this The Onion?
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um, investigation? they are sharks. they shark.
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Investigation? Oh yea
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Two Kids Are Bitten Off? that's gotta hurt.
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we must deport immigrant sharks, and give little kids guns when they go to the beach
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