Gordy

@GordyPls

The son of a ballet dancer and a crocodile hunter. Questions about which parent did which job will be ignored. Cloud and digital automation. Cooking and food.

Sydney
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2008.

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    If I’m honest, the only true happiness I’ve ever felt in life, was winning this meat tray moments ago.

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    I approve of this idea, and add it to my desire to add knives to the doors of trains so that people who run at the doors and try to jump on while they are closing get sliced in half.

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    “I’m standing here out of the way!” - some backchat boomer when told not to stand on the giant yellow and black striped decal marked DO NOT STAND HERE by the platform attendant. You should be allowed to yeet them onto the tracks.

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    I know it's raining outside and it's the first time in a while but what we're NOT gonna do is stand in the office bathrooms dipping our sneakers in and out of the Dyson Airblade

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    I see that CSIRO are now claiming to have invented Twisties as well as wifi. If they next claim Netflix and then beer, the logical conclusion is that CSIRO invented Saturday.

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    This unusually stark weather event that most recently happened over half a century ago is proof the climate is completely normal.

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    James Paterson, chair of the committee, says my yarn was "not correct" before saying exactly what I said happened and then apologising for it happening. but not a reflection on me or my journalism 🙌😊

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    If you're the bookish type, Christians are instructed not to swear oaths on the bible, "so help me God", or really at all - Matthew 5:34 Christians are instructed not to pray in public and generally cause a scene about how Christian they are - Matthew 6:5

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    It’s funny to me that the two most visible examples of Christianity in politics and public administration are opening parliament with prayer and swearing an oath on the bible. Both of which Jesus explicitly instructed not to do.

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    Theologian here and I would add that what’s REALLY missing the point is the National Prayer Breakfast itself... “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.” - Jesus

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    Here we go Folks. NSW Govt sacks NSW Govt appointed Commissioner of the NSW Law Enforcement Conduct Commission into police powers and strip searches in NSW.

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    also wir haben nicht vergessen das er hat eine Kinder gefickt. Prima.

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    in surprising 2020 outcomes: my DIY air purifier got featured on

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    If you want people to take things seriously, don’t keep the reasons why a secret then.

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    TIL Indian farmers give diclofenac (Voltaren) to working animals to increase their useful life (presumably it eases their "old bones" style ailments) which kills vultures that feed on their corpses.

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