Is Gigacomm aware of what the internet is and how it works? There’s lots of reasons why my gigabit internet is great but I assure you my twitter experience is the same as someone on 100Mbps
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Ashwagandha Forever
@GordyPls
Over-engineer. Papist. Gourmand. Melbourne 9 / Sydney 7.
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Banksy isn’t even trying anymore.
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And basically it was made a thing because of St Joseph and Americans.
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Fun fact: Father’s Day basically exists because of “well why don’t FATHERS get a day huh?”
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Drinking an Inquest (2022) by Colonial Brewing Co @ Untappd at Home —
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A bird telling a hedgehog to hurry across because it's dangerous🦔🕊
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Oh dear. Anyway,
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Famous South African game hunter, Theunis Botha died after an elephant ravaged by gunshots collapsed on him. He was on a hunting expedition with several clients.
-Associated Press. #KarmaStories
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Hey sewing folks, how are you printing out patterns? Like is 80% of your sewing cutting and sticky taping A4 copy paper or are you paying $60 to print a line art image at Officeworks?
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Somewhat intimate for a blanket.
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Serena Williams out here looking like the final boss of tennis.
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Small dash of absinthe, very big dash of bourbon, few drops of bitters, the juice of two mandarin segments. Trust me.
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To be quite clear: Kiwifarms is a hive of scum and villainy and a top three shit website on this side of the Tor network. I kinda thing targeting their CDN plays into the idea that Cloudflare is "the Internet", an idea Cloudflare wield judiciously themselves.
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I'm not sure Cloudflare is the right target of this, but if you are, this is on.
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Twitch streamer @keffals is organising a protest outside of internet infrastructure company Cloudflare's conference next week in Sydney.
This is part of her #DropKiwifarms campaign over the far-right hate website's harassment, including her own swatting.
twitter.com/keffals/status
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NEW: As part of the #DropKiwifarms campaign, a trans software engineer is exploiting Kiwi Farm's little known connection to Australia to use a new internet law to take the far right hate forum offline.
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USB needs to stop naming standards like they're a very specific section in a very large act of parliament before we get to USB Part IB Division 1, S16E (1)
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USB-C naming to somehow get worse with USB4 Version 2.0
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The awesome purchased me tix to see at Qudos Sydney this Saturday for my birthday...but my leg just isn't up to it.
I'd love to give them to someone who loves the Hoodies as much as I do but can't afford tix. If that's you, or you know someone, DM me
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Not how I’d have handled accusations of hiding war crimes.
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Yesterday News Corp reported on Discord as a "secret app" and today they've made their Technology Editor redundant. That'll fix it.
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“The talk” is “if you become a rapey private school goblin I will assist in your conviction and imprisonment.”
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Seems about time to have the talk again to the kid.
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So this Knox thing is a three page hot mess in the Tele
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Analysis by . “A growing number of very liberal Americans have decided that it’s time to treat Covid as an unpleasant but manageable part of life, much as many other Americans — as well as people in other countries — decided months ago.” nytimes.com/2022/08/31/bri
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I need you to immediately go to episode 1 of this, then listen to episode 2.
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When a real estate agent tried to conduct an open home with only 15 minutes notice, I expected that I would get an apology.
Instead, the real estate agent would claim that I wasn't actually a tenant.
Fletcher v the Lessor: Episode Two - the Tenancy on.soundcloud.com/huyA
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Then everyone clapped.
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Supermarket interaction with a complete stranger just now:
Her: Why are you wearing a mask?
Me: Pardon?
Her: Why are you wearing a mask?
Me: It helps me mind my own fucking business.
Her: You don’t have to be rude.
Me: Neither do you, but here we are.
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Still laughing that some people don't know the difference between a clandestine secret and something they just didn't notice.
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Of course if your editorial angle is to continue to build a backstory about encrypted communication apps, you'll not need me.
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A reminder: I have extensive experience appearing as a digital tech commentator on TV and radio and do so at reasonable rates commensurate with that experience. I also consult to journalists on tech issues if you'd like to not look like you're out of your depth in the shower.
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I'm actually in tears of laughter that has discovered Discord, the 8 year old secret app with 150 million monthly users, currently advertising 53 open jobs on its public website at the careers link next to the news room link that has the press kit.
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