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@GoodishIntent

Med/Peds Critical Care MD. I raised 3 teenage boys, so you don't scare me.

Finally got out of the snow
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    29. srp 2019.

    I still think about that three year old who I sedated for an MRI and when it was done she said ‘wrap me up like a burrito and SHOW ME MY BONES’

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  2. prije 20 sati

    I like the nightlife I like to boogie - me to the charge nurse when it gets a bit hectic

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  3. 5. velj

    Look, I understand why the whole world thinks Americans are stupid. But this just hurts.

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  4. 5. velj

    Chronic PICU patient. Some fever. Some tachypnea. Cultures. Antibiotics. The uushz Mom pulls me aside. ‘Something is really wrong’ she says. I go to pt and realize mom has just identified a near arrest. She ‘saw’ a pH of 7.0 before any of us. This job is so forking humbling

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  5. 2. velj

    It’s the 2 year anniversary of my favorite Twitter exchange

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  6. 2. velj
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  7. 2. velj

    Remembering that time my dad asked me to write a 'doctor's excuse' for Highway Patrol stating my dad didn't need to wear a shoulder seat belt bc of pain. Oh the sweet sweet joy of returning the lectures about honesty and integrity and choosing the right. Hahahaaaaajajaaa

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  8. 1. velj

    OH LOOK WHO FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW UP ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉ ˢᵃʸ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴵᶜᵁ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵃ ᶜᵒʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ʷᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿˢ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗᵒᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃʷᵃʸ

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  9. 31. sij
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  10. 30. sij

    It’s hard to wrap my brain around this but we might be able to leave moderate and large primary spontaneous pneumothoraces alone

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  11. 30. sij

    Every night before I go to bed I ask the universe to help me recognize when one of my kids needs my help Today, 2 of my 3 sons asked for help One has a foot rash and the other lost his phone in Chile 🤣

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  12. 29. sij
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    29. sij

    i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?

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  14. 29. sij

    72 degrees on the water tonight. The skaters, the babies, the runners, and the old doctor mamas are out in force

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  15. 28. sij

    Nightmarish PICU call but fortunately the crises happened sequentially and not simultaneously. CT surgeon tells me the PICU/CVICU babies have likely formed a co-op where they do their best to misbehave at staggered times. A baby co-op for mischief

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  16. 27. sij

    When managing a Glenn circulation patient (SVC to PA) w influenza on the ventilator, it’s important to teach the residents about how much better a Glenn will oxygenate in spontaneous breathing & low pressure. That way they can watch in horror as you ramp the PEEP up to infinity

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  17. 26. sij
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  18. 26. sij

    Dad joke twitter will be the death of us all

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  19. 25. sij

    ‘Oh, there’s no more ATP left in my body. This is my life now’ - post call thoughts that resolve with sleep

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  20. 24. sij

    IT GETS BETTER! I LOOKED UP THE PATIENT, I DIDN’T WRITE THE ORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA (quiet sobbing)

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  21. 24. sij

    I today’s news my boss called me to say there was a ‘system generated’ complaint because I wrote a miralax order without mixing instructions. Wooooooohoooooooooooooo this is an excellent use of time and resources

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