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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Jun 2018

    “You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.” - Malcom X

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  2. 14 hours ago

    What da actual fck?! I know for a fact this homophobe whacks it daily! Internet pastor: Don't masturbate because it's gay sex - PinkNews

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  3. 21 hours ago

    Ummm...she should be...um...ashamed of herself? I give up!

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  4. 21 hours ago

    I’m God and I approve this message.

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  5. Jan 4

    St. Peter: Next! Man: Right here! St. Peter: So, to which religious affiliation did you ascribe? Man: I was a Catholic. Me: And, what did practicing Catholicism mean to you? Man: Basically, if something felt good...I’d stop!

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  6. Jan 4

    Man: God, how long is a million years? Me: To Me, it's about a minute. Man: God, how much is a million dollars? Me: To Me, it's a penny. Man: God, may I have a penny? Me: Wait a minute.

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  7. Jan 4

    I don’t have to f{bleep}ing impress you, anymore! I’M GOD!!!

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  8. Jan 4

    ., you know what to do with ’s tax returns. Aaannnnnd...GO!

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  9. Jan 3

    Dear companies listed below, Please remove your ads from Fucker Carlson’s show. This openly racist bastard needs to be taken off the air! Comply or risk boycotting! P.S. I feel like I may have made a typo. Does boycotting have one or two “t”s?

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  10. Jan 2
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  11. Jan 2

    ., would you just fuck off, already?!

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  12. Jan 2

    JFC! Tomorrow can’t come soon enough!

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  13. Jan 2

    How in the Hell is THIS guy still alive?! You can skip the Pearly Gates, asshole, and go directly to Hell!

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  14. Jan 2

    At least this guy has done something good with his Free Will. Beautiful story!

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  15. Jan 2

    Alright, ⁦⁩, I’m going to give you kudos for this op-ed. Just don’t flip-flop, in the future. Mormons are already treading water with Me. Romney: The president shapes the public character of the nation. Trump’s character falls short.

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  16. Jan 1

    Same shit, different year!

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  17. Dec 31

    Happy New Year from Me and everyone in Heaven! I hope not to see most of you, tonight. So, please drink responsibly or call for an Uber.

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  18. 31 Dec 2018

    For My New Year’s Resolution, I’ll try to suppress My urge to kill all of you.

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  19. 28 Dec 2018

    Sorry! I had some bad chili! Lit me up like a Christmas tree!

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  20. 27 Dec 2018

    Prayer is NOT the key to Heaven! Not being an asshole, however...

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  21. 27 Dec 2018

    For 2019, I hope...that y’all are not complete assholes.

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