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“You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.” - Malcom X
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What da actual fck?! I know for a fact this homophobe whacks it daily! Internet pastor: Don't masturbate because it's gay sex - PinkNewshttps://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/04/01/internet-pastor-dont-masturbate-because-its-gay-sex/ …
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Ummm...she should be...um...ashamed of herself? I give up!https://twitter.com/stop_trump20/status/1081285329645117440 …
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#ImpeachTheMotherfucker I’m God and I approve this message.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
St. Peter: Next! Man: Right here! St. Peter: So, to which religious affiliation did you ascribe? Man: I was a Catholic. Me: And, what did practicing Catholicism mean to you? Man: Basically, if something felt good...I’d stop!
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Man: God, how long is a million years? Me: To Me, it's about a minute. Man: God, how much is a million dollars? Me: To Me, it's a penny. Man: God, may I have a penny? Me: Wait a minute.
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I don’t have to f{bleep}ing impress you, anymore! I’M GOD!!!
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@RepMaxineWaters, you know what to do with@realDonaldTrump’s tax returns. Aaannnnnd...GO!Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Dear companies listed below, Please remove your ads from Fucker Carlson’s
@FoxNews show. This openly racist bastard needs to be taken off the air! Comply or risk boycotting! P.S. I feel like I may have made a typo. Does boycotting have one or two “t”s?https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1080645702957625344 …
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Dammit! I hit retweet, by accident!
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@realDonaldTrump, would you just fuck off, already?!Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
JFC! Tomorrow can’t come soon enough!
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How in the Hell is THIS guy still alive?! You can skip the Pearly Gates, asshole, and go directly to Hell!https://twitter.com/senorrinhatch/status/1080173663146536960 …
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At least this guy has done something good with his Free Will. Beautiful story!https://twitter.com/for_pittys/status/1079966405598965762 …
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@MittRomney, I’m going to give you kudos for this op-ed. Just don’t flip-flop, in the future. Mormons are already treading water with Me. Romney: The president shapes the public character of the nation. Trump’s character falls short.https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/mitt-romney-the-president-shapes-the-public-character-of-the-nation-trumps-character-falls-short/2019/01/01/37a3c8c2-0d1a-11e9-8938-5898adc28fa2_story.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Same shit, different year!
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Happy New Year from Me and everyone in Heaven! I hope not to see most of you, tonight. So, please drink responsibly or call for an Uber.
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For My New Year’s Resolution, I’ll try to suppress My urge to kill all of you.
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Sorry! I had some bad chili! Lit me up like a Christmas tree!https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1078475240286621696 …
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Prayer is NOT the key to Heaven! Not being an asshole, however...
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For 2019, I hope...that y’all are not complete assholes.
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