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Genderqueer Muslim atheist. Born white in the #WrongSkin. Itinerant jongleur. Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens of minority issues.

Surbiton, U.K.
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    Godfrey Elfwick™‏ @GodfreyElfwick Apr 18

    This is also the day I do my big shop! The P.M. should have checked with me before making such a selfish decision. #GeneralElectionpic.twitter.com/VAhrRZice9

    10:24 AM - 18 Apr 2017
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      2. Eddie, Glasgow  🇬🇧‏ @longshankseddie Apr 18
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @fatfei_

        51 days to her mother's funeral? If I was her mum I'd book an eight week cruise :-O

        1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes
      3. (((Sam 1979)))‏ @back_samuel Apr 18
        Replying to @longshankseddie @RealBlackIrish and

        She's a bit mad is Liz. Wouldn't surprise me if her mum is watching Corrie, blissfully unaware that her funeral has been booked #BatesMotel😏

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Bobby‏ @RealBlackIrish Apr 18
        Replying to @back_samuel @longshankseddie and

        Lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. (((Sam 1979)))‏ @back_samuel Apr 18
        Replying to @RealBlackIrish @longshankseddie and

        Has she blocked you? She wasn't tagged in that convo but I'm now blocked. Oh, & Is using dead relatives to campaign a Labour speciality? 🤔

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Bobby‏ @RealBlackIrish Apr 18
        Replying to @back_samuel @longshankseddie and

        No I'm not blocked. Must be your aftershave.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. (((Sam 1979)))‏ @back_samuel Apr 18
        Replying to @RealBlackIrish @longshankseddie and

        Always me left carrying the can .. 😗

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
    1. DavidCamercon‏ @DavidCamercon Apr 18
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      'ruined the day of my poor mum's funeral'? How much was this women looking forward to burying her poor mum for May to ruin it?

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    2. Brian‏ @Crosscolin88 Apr 18
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      I know it isn't even remotely funny, sorry. But MP's in this country by and large are bloody narcissist basket cases Me me me (and my mum)

      0 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Politics & Law‏ @lawcarp Apr 18
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @JackBMontgomery

        How do you ruin the day of a funeral? It was going to be such a hoot...and then an ELECTION?

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Es Vedra‏ @steve_hayle Apr 18
        Replying to @lawcarp @GodfreyElfwick @JackBMontgomery

        I was going to get my hair cut today, but this announcement has totally f..k'd that!

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Victor Fleming ♾‏ @victorfleming16 Apr 18
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @JjRightmind

        @LizMcInnesMP Wasn't Gordon Brown unelected as well?

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. JJRightmind‏ @JjRightmind Apr 18
        Replying to @victorfleming16 @GodfreyElfwick @LizMcInnesMP

        and in his case unelectable! Probably doesn't count if it's Labour

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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    3. kek philosophy‏ @_STBTD_ Apr 18
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      should someone tell her that the UK has never voted for a prime minister... and shes an MP. lol GG Tories, EZPZ

      0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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    4. Proud Brexiteer‏ @Clem_Fandango_ Apr 18
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      Bin day has been absolutely ruined for me. Thanks Theresa.

      0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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    5. Rob Worsnop‏ @robworsnop Apr 18
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      If only her poor mum had been well-off middle class, none of this would have happened!

      0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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    6. Neil Houlihan‏ @unclebuckQPR Apr 18
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      Think she'd have better things to do today than tweet then

      0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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    7. richard shole‏ @rs_hole Apr 18
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      June the 8th is my girl friends funeral , so ruined it for me as well. Ps it's a secret so don't tell her.

      0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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    8. ENGLAND AHOY!‏ @CChrisgee558 Apr 18
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      On June 9th there's going to be a joint funeral —Jeremy Corbyn's & the Labour party's.

      0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Pauline McNeil‏ @PEMcNeil Apr 18
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @bryan_brbennett

        Seems am awfully long time to have to wait for a funeral - but her tweet is now deleted.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Bryan‏ @bryan_brbennett Apr 18
        Replying to @PEMcNeil @GodfreyElfwick

        Surprisingly.........

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation

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