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Godfrey Elfwick™

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Genderqueer Muslim atheist. Born white in the #WrongSkin. Itinerant jongleur. Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens of minority issues.

Surbiton, U.K.
Joined November 2015

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    1. Godfrey Elfwick™‏ @GodfreyElfwick 29 Nov 2016

      OK, I hold my hands up... I wrote this. ‘Alt-right’ online poison nearly turned me into a racist | Anonymoushttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/28/alt-right-online-poison-racist-bigot-sam-harris-milo-yiannopoulos-islamophobia?CMP=share_btn_tw …

      557 replies 2,335 retweets 4,300 likes
    2. Godfrey Elfwick™‏ @GodfreyElfwick 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      This is not a joke btw. I genuinely wrote it.

      142 replies 509 retweets 1,695 likes
    3. Benpool‏ @ImLiterallyBen 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

      Prove it.

      2 replies 5 retweets 38 likes
    4. Godfrey Elfwick™‏ @GodfreyElfwick 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ImLiterallyBen

      .@ImLiterallyBenpic.twitter.com/Z8OZos6wHW

      30 replies 196 retweets 589 likes
    5. Pier Bove‏ @pierbove 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @ImLiterallyBen

      Really want this to be true but you could have copy-pasted this to Word and printed it out.

      3 replies 5 retweets 76 likes
    6. Pier Bove‏ @pierbove 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @pierbove @GodfreyElfwick @ImLiterallyBen

      Any time stamps? Correspondence (that you can share?).

      3 replies 4 retweets 26 likes
      Godfrey Elfwick™‏ @GodfreyElfwick 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @pierbove

      Only this. I wrote it a while ago for the lols. @pierbove @ImLiterallyBenpic.twitter.com/hVhKObRk1S

      1:15 PM - 29 Nov 2016
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      • Elliot Cerulean Dean Perry devil's advocate gaz cat (((Steph))) 🇮🇸🐍 libsmack Rapeoreon Fox Bob Bob
      49 replies 154 retweets 492 likes
      1. ↑ I'm with Stupid ↓‏ @ByDogHazDohDoze 1 Dec 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @ImLiterallyBen

        Timestamps can be spoofed. I so want this to be true. I can't tell what's real anymore.

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      2. Dave Maple‏ @ADampDevil 1 Dec 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

        Excellent job on predicting the result of the US election a week before it happened then.

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      3. Media Guido‏ @MediaGuido 1 Dec 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        Who did you deal with at the Guardian?

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      4. tantum‏ @QuasLacrimas 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

        oh jupiter, that image naming... yuck

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        2. johnny spooner‏ @PC_Snowflake 30 Nov 2016
          Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

          No. I did. @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBenpic.twitter.com/hVqLMCFJVc

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Damo‏ @concretemilk 1 Dec 2016
          Replying to @PC_Snowflake

          That's actually really funny.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. johnny spooner‏ @PC_Snowflake 1 Dec 2016
          Replying to @concretemilk

          #Parody lol.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. Mindbrain‏ @RadioGilles 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

        When do we get to read "When I joined Black Lives Matter"?

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      6. Simon Tuffen‏ @SimonTuffen 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        The article is STILL on the Guardian site!

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      7. Hephaestus‏ @iendedthewar 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        Bravo @GodfreyElfwick !! Epic. When all are red pilled evil racist sexist homophobic xenophobes Smithsonian will display this @guardian

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      8. Matt Poot‏ @matthewpoot 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

        @SamHarrisOrg Just looking for more proof if possible(re:photoshop) Correspondence with Guardian?

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      9. Bulge Temptingly‏ @bulgetemptingly 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        I am literally weeping. Microsoft. Hate speech against impotence and differently endowed. The only woke choice is OpenOffice

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        2. Frank Fisher‏ @frank_fisher 30 Nov 2016
          Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

          Please please give us some correspondence with the Guardian - they must be beaten with this stick.

          1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
        3. Latimer Alder‏ @latimeralder 30 Nov 2016
          Replying to @frank_fisher @GodfreyElfwick and

          Oh Godders, I do hope you didn't hide behind a fake name to fool the grauindiats..

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      10. Neil Lancaster‏ @neillancaster66 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

        absolutely class... congratulations

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        2. George Saint‏ @unholycontact 29 Nov 2016
          Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

          Not really a timestamp. Time on files can be manipulated. But I see no reason not to believe you.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. George Saint‏ @unholycontact 29 Nov 2016
          Replying to @unholycontact @GodfreyElfwick and

          Had 'seems off' feeling when I read it. This could explain it. Though coulda been genuine.

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. End of conversation
      11. ƔƠƝƁƦƲƇƘЄƝ‏ @vonbrucken 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        post it as Anonymous then backpedal and try namefagging. Plus most readers won't see it as satire, opportunity missed.

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      12. Dean Butler‏ @stowlawn 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

        Legend if true.

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      13. Schit Cunce‏ @SchitCunce 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @pierbove @ImLiterallyBen

        Evidence? Evidence is racist and sexist Godfrey. Stop it. Stop it now.

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